The Boxer Myth
When God had finished creating man and woman, He decided man would need a faithful companion so he created DOGS.
After producing many kinds he decided to excel himself and produced the most beautiful dog of all, the BOXER!
He set to work with his modelling clay and soon he set him out to dry in the sun.
Some small dogs came by and admired this new creation.
"You are truely the best thing we have ever seen!"
"Thank you" said the Boxer
Some Cats and Ponies came by and again they commented on his looks also,
The Boxers head swelled with pride.
Finally a Great Dane came past he said nothing and went to pass the Boxer without comment,
Chaos ensued!
The most terrible fights broke out and in the melee the Boxer fell to the ground and bashed his then, long nose.
God appeared and sorted out the squabbling dogs,
"You, Great Dane, be on your way!"
"And you by beauty, can keep your new face to remind you of your folly"
so there you have it,
How the Boxer got his looks!
But we still think they are very beautiful
